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Vaginas, Vulvas, Penises, Balls – Your Nethers!! 

Jamie is world famous for his sculptures made from hundreds of casts of different genitals such as his iconic 2011 wall sculpture The Great Wall of Vagina. He’s regarded as a maverick, pushing the boundaries in this area. Whether it’s creating internal vagina casts in glass or national flags from bell ends he’s usually inspiring, amusing or shocking people depending on their sensibilities.

We now create similar casts of vulvas and penises for private customers using Jamie’s unique techniques. People often get their genitals cast as a gift for a partner (we like to call them ‘pornaments’). You can also be cast engaging in sex acts together if you’re mad enough. Your genitals may also be an incidental or featured part of a larger body cast. They include our bottom casts for instance, which are often in suggestive or downright naughty poses. We’re all adults so no blushes here. If you’re interested in something erotic feel free to run it by us. Absolute discretion is assured. We have many celebrity clients whose complete trust in us with their privacy has been entirely respected.

Penises may be cast flaccid or erect as artworks or even as functioning dildos or vibrators in high-grade silicone rubber or various other appropriate materials. We can even make functional items from your genitals like unusual cupboard handles or coat hooks, ice cube trays or ashtrays. It’s all bonkers really but then what’s wrong with a bit of fun? Genitals are fabulous – celebrate them!

These casts can be wall hanging or free standing, on a special base or in a frame. Multiple casts may be assembled together into a collection or into large, multi-panelled pieces. There are numerous materials they can be cast in. A full materials list and their relative merits are explained on the What We Do page.

We can also provide genital models for any casts you have in mind but would prefer not to feature in yourself!

See the Shop page to see our limited edition erotic casts for sale. More of Jamie’s genital works are available via his personal artist website.

Price Guide

Prices start from £300 for a genital casting in plaster and vary depending on the extent of the cast, the pose, the material, finish etc and to some extent the size! Many of these casts are very individual so pricing is on a per item basis.

Click on the images for individual prices. A full price list of everything in all materials suitable for these casts can be found on the Pricing page. This can give you at least a rough idea of what something you have in mind may cost.

You can also email us with your ideas for an estimate. The more exact your description is the more accurate we can be but if you’re not really sure, just be vague and we’ll do our best 🙂